Post-teen suffering from on-going confusion, online afficionado, and then some.
Geographically disabled (located in Stockholm, Sweden) but working on changing that.
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After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.